I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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