did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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