she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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