Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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