I think scott just propositioned me for sex
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
