Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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