Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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