If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
where are you?
Hypothermia
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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