i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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