I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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