He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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