After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
two words: eviction party
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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