quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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