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was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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