I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He did a backflip because drugs
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