Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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