Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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