so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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