i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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