When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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