Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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