somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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