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(734): View more from Michigan

I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

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(970): View more from Colorado

If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.

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(305): View more from Florida

We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well

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(281): View more from Texas

and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.

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(516): View more from New York

Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?

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