if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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