if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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