I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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