Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
