we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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