So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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