Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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