we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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