i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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