great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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