"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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