Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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