It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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