The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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