so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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