i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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