he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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