There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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