And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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