My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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