She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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