so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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