NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Say something about gay babies.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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