dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
one might say we're banned from that church
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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