guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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