Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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