The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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