I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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