So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
people are starting to question the shark bite story
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
