Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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