were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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