he wants to bone in the snuggie
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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