i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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