How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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