Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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