do herpes really smell.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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