He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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